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Ain’t No Party Like a Kinect Party Because a Kinect Party is Full of Child Skeletons and Dubstep

As someone with ADHD, I can report that this is pretty much what the inside of my brain looks like at all times.

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This Super Time Force Trailer is Almost Assuredly the Best Thing You’ll Watch Today

There’s nothing quite like children roasting on an open tire fire.

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Trailer: Frankenweenie

Tim Burton continues his quest to give children everywhere nightmares with this tale about a dog reanimated from the grave.

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Jet Set Radio HD Trailer

I wish this would come out sooner. I’ve been in waiting for years to have another one in the franchise.

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Trailer: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The Washington Monument wasn’t completed until the 1880s. Apart from that, this film appears to be 100% historically accurate.

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Trailer: Sassy Pants

Haley Joel Osment is old and gay, and I have no idea what to think about that.

Exactly my thinking…um…what?

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Trailer 2: Brave

Whale Rider meets Braveheart in this curious-looking next film from Pixar. Oh, and kilt jokes.

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Assassin’s Creed: Revelations Launch Trailer

It’s not out yet, but you’ll be face-stabbin’ guys soon enough.

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Trailer: Chronicle

What happens when a few asshole teenagers get superpowers instead of the usual self-righteous types? This movie seems like a pretty good indication.

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Trailer 2: Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows

The original cut of this film was only 70 minutes long, but there’s so much slo-mo it’ll wind up being 110 minutes in the theaters. True story.

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Trailer: The Devil Inside

A film about a possessed woman? What will you think of next, Hollywood! My monocle popped off, I was so surprised!

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Trailer Two: Paranormal Activity 3

If this prequel is anything to go by, this demon mellows with age. He looks like he’s going to be a real asshole here.

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Trailer: Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey

This documentary gives us a look at the man whose desire to join Jim Henson’s crew was so strong, he created his own puppet. Normally that’d be creepy, but this is Elmo, so it’s actually cute.

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Aliens: Infestation Trailer Promises You Facehugs

Facehuggers— some of the most dangerous huggers you can find in the dark.

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Halo: CE Anniversary Multiplayer Trailer

343 Industries developers show off the redesigned multiplayer maps. Don’t worry, the old ones are still there too.