I unlocked 1 Xbox Live achievement yesterday: http://t.co/lXu6XtTg
I don’t remember if I reblogged or posted JoCo’s cover of Baby Got Back… I need to find that… for work…
horkbajir: I don’t know why I have a job where interaction with people is a big part of it. Today I told a table I’m half-dead inside when they said that I was friendly Last week I told an old woman “have a good rest of your days.” What am I doing Sounds like something I would do.
I want some fucking Snapple.
If I could get a lifetime supply of Snapple, I’d be a happy boy. I miss lunch in middle school where I got Mango Madness and maybe a pizza stick, everyday. Good o’l days.
Holy shit, I’m honored, @Lilylikesnachos is following me. I bow before her.
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
geeisthesex: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in
Anonymous asked: If you could spend ur last day on earth with 10 people, who would they be?
Can anyone tell me what the fuck a “regular-degular” is?
I haven’t had Dos Macho’s in fucking ever. I’m so glad my flu let me ingest the ambrosia.
Toddlers & Tiaras is the creepiest show
We just want you to know, that um, this isn’t our fault…but...– Rudy
carloswritesstuff: Skrillex- Scary Monsters and...
Remember, fat people are immoral– Random assholes at Toys ‘R’ Us
Someone ghost noted my chat between Kelci and I?
My mind won’t calm down. I can’t get comfortable. I can’t sleep. I can’t seem to focus on just one thing. I feel like I was hung out to dry, but in the meantime my hanger hadn’t known about the turbulent weather ahead. Having nothing but clothes pins and six feet of wire to keep me from blowing away, I rip and tear, dart and stain, dance and even wrinkle to the...
Having to stop using European slang terms, just because no one gets the reference. #imaddictedtothemisfits #teammonkeyslut
That part in Smokin' Aces where the dude falls on...
When you tell your crush that you like them: →
the-absolute-best-gifs: expectations: But this is his face in reality Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did! Accurate